you-ass-hat:

you know its real when you check sixpenceee’s blog even before yours

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via yball)

I’m so sorry I am never active anymore I just got really busy and behind in hannibal. So I never get on because I dont want to see spoilers ;A;


Mads Mikkelsen, being a very good sport on “Flammen Og Citronen”! [x]

Mads Mikkelsen, being a very good sport on “Flammen Og Citronen”! [x]

licensetocannibalize:

jemmasimmns:

ur better than that hannibal person though

actual dialogue

licensetocannibalize:

jemmasimmns:

ur better than that hannibal person though

actual dialogue

carrot931:

iforgiveyouwill:

Dessert is people ;D

OMG

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

harpyfeathers:

It’s literally going to be a full moon on Friday.

Friday the Thirteenth.

It’s basically like it’s asking all the witchy types to do shit.


Goodnight to the greatest friend anyone could ask for…

Goodnight to the greatest friend anyone could ask for…

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you